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tonsils %U clamps their lips around yours and proceeds to suck your tonsils out.
gas %U gets the super transmogrifier vacuum cleaner with the gas sucking attachment....
cny "Gong Xi Fa Cai, Hong Bao Na Lai.", %U said with a wicked smile.
bonk %U bonks their head on the nearest solid object
warm %U puts a warm blanket around you and hands you a cup of hot tea,\nmassages your feet.... the outside maybe colder than ice,\nbut you only feel the warmth from NNGS. :)
miss %U is gently holding both of your hands, looking deeply into your eyes,\nand states: "Welcome back, my friend.  I missed you so much"
vday You can sense %U's heart kicking like a deer,\nyou can feel %U's body as hot as a volcano,\nyou can see %U's cheeks as red as roses,\nand you hear %U say with the sweetest voice:\n"Happy Valentine's Day, my dear."
wave %U waves to you from across the room
scratch %U stretches their arm an amazing length and manages to scratch that itch!
kiss You are kissed passionately by %U. 
scalpel %U reaches for the scalpel as you lay on the table.\nThe last thing you see is a grin.....
dfive %U's hand floats through the air and slaps you a high five!
five %U's hand floats through the air and slaps you a high five!
dlag From far away you hear the echos of %U's last words,\ngobbled up by the lagmonster.
lag From far away you hear the echos of %U's last words,\ngobbled up by the lagmonster.
balloon You see a %s blob at the horizon getting closer ....\nAnd suddenly %U's water balloon hovers above your head!\nSplosh!! The balloon explodes all over the Go Board and everything is wet!\nYou look across the room and %U grins guiltily...
hug You are suddenly swept into %U's arms and you receive a great big HUG!
bow You glance up at the movement across the Go board.\n%U bows gracefully in your direction
pat You hear a "Congrats!", and %U pats you on the back.
peck You feel a soft kiss on your cheek from %U.
smack A quick gust of air is felt on the back of your neck,\nas you are *SMACKED* by %U.
tap %U taps you on your shoulder.... 
lazy %U's mind is too lazy to produce something funny :( 
phart %U farts in your general direction
smile You see a set of teeth!\nYou step back and realize it is %U smiling at you...
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes (%U seems to agree)
moan A soft moan is heard in your ear
pie Someone yells "Look out!!"  But it is too late.  *SPLAT*\n%U's pie found its way to your face!
pout You can see %U pout in the corner.  It is %U's 5th birthday today.
massage As you lie down, you feel %U's oiled hands glide across your shoulders and back, giving you the most wonderful massage.
feelgood You hear %U saying "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that feels so GOOD:-!"
goodnight %U fluffs up the pillow under your head, pulls the sheet and\nblanket up and tucks them under your chin,\nthen gives you a gentle kiss on the cheek and whispers "Good night."
ing A woman approaches you swinging her hips provacatively.  %U asks in a\nsultry voice, "Is that an Ing clock in your pocket, or are you just happy\nto see me?"
octopus You feel a tickling sensation around your ankles and wrists. Then a feeling like many warm, wet mouths kissing and sucking hungrily at your flesh as they move in warm, wet spirals up your arms and legs. Eight strong arms wrap themselves tightly around your body. An octopus named %U sinks its teeth into your neck!
